Okay people I’m looking for a lot of help on a project I’m starting. I’m planning a nationwide charity poker run. We’ll decide on a good day to have it, April 1st sounds good to me, and then we’ll have simultaneous rides across the country. Maybe at the end of each ride we’ll have a bake sale too because we need to raise all the cash we can. So what charity is this going to benefit you ask? Well that would be despondent financial CEOs of course. I mean one company CEO has agreed to live on a paltry $600,000 salary this year. He only made $68 million last year but now the government has to bail out his company. Some other execs in that company also made 8 figure salaries.

It looks like we might have to make this a yearly event because the big three American automakers are on Capitol Hill pleading poverty and looking for a hand out too. Can you imagine how much the top brass of those companies haul down a year?