An northwestern Ohio man is in the hospital with head injuries after he crashed his motorcycle. It seems the man had had a few too many before he took off Monday evening on an at least a half hour ’joy’ ride, sans clothes. The Sandusky Register reported that police received a call that a naked man was sitting on a motorcycle parked in a church parking lot (perhaps asking in advance for forgiveness).
Before the authorities can get there the man streaks off on his bike. Thanks to numerous callers police were able to keep tabs on the location of the clothes-less rider. Eventually a police car found the suspect and took up pursuit. Ignoring the flashing lights and sirens the man continued his freedom ride.
But all good things must come to an end and after blowing through a stop sign he lost control of the bike which overturned and sent the rider flying. The victim (?) was flown by medical helicopter to a hospital for his head injuries. (What, no road rash? Can you imagine? Super ouch!) If he doesn’t remember any of this maybe all the pending citations will jog his memory.
Source: Cleveland Scene
Posted by Sam Kanish