He Fought The Law And The Law Won
12. Feb, 2009 
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Here’s the story of one sick puppy. It seems a Searcy, Arkansas man was arrested on multiple charges while riding a motorcycle on January 26, 2009. After a police chase Christopher Clark, age 35, of Searcy was cited for no vehicle license, fleeing from police and indecent exposure. Mr. Clark was riding the bike in the middle of winter sans clothing. One witness stated, “He was naked as a Jaybird”. “No helmet, no gloves, no nothing.” When spotted by police he took off even though it was sleeting and the roads were wet. Police said neither alcohol or drugs were contributing factors in the incident which happened about 4:30 PM. The whole incident fortunately (?) was video taped by the dash camera of the pursuing police officer’s cruiser. Thankfully no images have been released.
source: Searcy Dailey Citizen
One can only assume that Mr. Clark experienced, in the words of “Seinfield’s” George Costanza, “maximum shrinkage,” during his wild winter ride.
Whadaya think? Lost a bet? Escaping from some illicit “afternoon delight”? If so, I would have ridden as briefly as possible. And then ‘surrendered’ to a nice, warm and dry police car.
The incident certainly fits in the “What was he thinking” category.
From what I understand it wasn’t a high speed pursuit but a lengthy (?) one.